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I was talking with a couple of the models that I am friendly with last night. LOL have you ever wondered about what women talk about? LOL well let me tell you… I know part of the conversation I had with one woman pertained to having sex with multiple partners and also about having sex with a woman. Very interesting stuff, LOL I sometimes wonder what people would think they could ease-drop on some of my convos. Then i was talking with another model later on in the night and we were discussing sex toys and which are some of our personal favorites. LOL we both agreed that the rabbit is the absolute worst vibrator ever invented. I in fact broke mine and the thing is poorly designed, I could not possibly get off with it. It’s funny I have purchased some pretty cool looking toys in the past and the ones that look the most fancy were the ones to leave me wanting the most. They completely failed to deliver in the orgasm department. Umm… correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that specifically what sex toys are designed to do? If I wanted to have unfufilling sex I would fuck one of my self absorbed ex’s! LOLOLOLOLOL..

In the end I swore by my old standby cyberskin vibrator sleeve kit. The bullet included in this kit gives super insane orgasms, there is an anal sleeve and also a cock ring which you can slip the bullet on for an intense orgasm. There is something for both partners in this kit, the price is right, this will be the best $60 you have ever spent for sex LOL I guarantee it. This was hands down my ultimate favorite sex toy for 4 yrs, matter of fact I have recently had to order myself a replacement because I burned it out LOL. Get one for yourself today, it feels just like the real thing and I promise you will NOT be disappointed in the least with this toy. This is definitely two-hands kind of fun but MY GOD are the results worth it LOLOL >:-)

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So I went out for lunch today. It started out to be a pretty hot day, icky humid and sun shining. I was just wearing a new khaki skirt and a black ribbed tshirt today, nothing fancy… neat but casual. When I came out of the store it was pouring rain. I mean POURING! Within two minutes my top was completely drenched. I guess you could say the only thing saving me from being indecent was the fact that the shirt is black. But the water plastered the shirt to my body and it was sticking to me, not leaving much to the imagination to be quite frank. Hehehe I wonder how many people liked seeing my boobies and thick curvy waist through the wet shirt.

I am finding myself awfully flirty out in public lately hehe… There was a really cute guy running through the rain during this incident and he flashed me the biggest, cutest smile ever. *swoon* LOL I can’t help it, lately I feel like everything should be fun, exciting and as enjoyable as possible. So I smiled a big smile back :-D. Speaking of being flirty, I will have my ass up on Private CamZ tonight I would love it if you came by and said hello, let a girl know that you are diggin her ok? See you then…

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You know you boys have been awfully generous on niteflirt and private camz lately. Well I shouldn’t say generous, you have all just been a bunch of horny toads for me, LOL!!! So today is my day of pampering. I’m off to get my manicure and pedicure, then gonna run into a couple of shops at the cute little upscale shopping center we have in town. It’s this old mill that has been convereted into a shopping center, they have the cutest stuff in there. So LOL I just thought I would let you know where all that hard earned money that you boys spend on me goes LOL. It’s all used to buy me the things I want!

I bought this gorgeous dress yesterday because I just HAD to have it and that was all there was to it frankly. Today I think I will need to buy a pair of shoes to go with it. How convenient for me that the shoe store is right next to the nail salon. Just one more excuse to spend my money, errh emm, I mean YOUR money HAHAHAHA! Ciao Boys!

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A sexy bbw in a bathing suit you say? God, today is the kind of day where I wish I was at the beach. Now I have to admit, I don’t care for the beach all that much because I don’t particularly like getting sand stuck to me while I am trying to remain comfortable. Comfort for me, is the absolute most essential thing above all else. I’m the type of person that would prefer to sit on a beach chair or lounge chair on top of a HUGE two-person towel so that I don’t have to stand on the hot sand. And I absolutely cannot not have anyone sitting near me to bother me with their radio and drown out my own, or disrupt my quite reading time.

Regardless though, I like being near the surf. I like being in the sun. It’s been sooo long since I have spent a day at the beach, walking along the edge of the Long Island Sound, hunting hermit crabs among the rocks and collecting those pretty yellow, orange and pink pearly shells that you can usually find in the sound. Today reminds me of all the summers I spent in Milford, CT and the many many summers I grew up working and playing at Playland. Hehehe in alot of ways it was my personal playground.

I love coming home with a tan, and smelling of salt water and coconut. There is something very sexy and musky about that, makes me want to have sex lol. I swear it does, I don’t necessarily understand it. I guess to me it’s just sexy. In all my years spent at Playland either at their pool or their beach I never suspected that anyone would ever be attracted to a big girl so I can honestly say I never felt really all that attractive in a bathing suit. I can say NOW, I would have a completely different perspective of potential FA’s sitting out on the beach looking for a big lovely in a skimpy bathing suit. Hehehe, I wonder if any would be brave enough to volunteer rubbing lotion on my back for me? Mmmm, just think about it… Someone take me to the beach!!

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Well in the BBW phone sex world a whale is a pay piggy. LOL I raped this pathetic loser so hard today just like he deserved. Frankly he was asking for it. Sometimes these little piggies come sniffing around and if you are smart you know how to bait them and reel them in. Then it’s as Princess Mandy calls it… Pig Roasting Season LOL. There is nothing like a nice pig roasting to “pre-jumpstart” your weekend hahaha…

I think what this weekend needs is a nice extensive shopping trip LOL and spend all that hard earned cash my sweet little cock sucking fag boy offers up to his big beautiful princess :-). I will have to get my nails done and I would like a new pair of shoes just to start off of my list. Lately I have been on a total pocketbook binge. Or as we call them back in NY our “bags” lol. BBW phone sex makes me $$$

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Mmm… I’m sure there are quite a few guys out there who peruse the web looking for big bbw girls that they would like to fatten up. Or at least to enjoy watching a nice plump fatty consume a satisfying meal. Mmm, god there are sooo many good things that I like to eat. You know what they say, date a fat girl you will never go hungry. LOL It’s so true though. And a really good connoisseur knows the good food and where to get it. LOL that was one thing I was always good at back home, finding the good food joint in whatever town I was working in, hanging out in or living in. LOL my friends just loved it when it came time for dinner break at work. I knew the best italian, chinese, japanese, mexican, burrito, jamaican, ecudorian, cuban, pizza, deli’s, greek, lol you name it I had a place to find some real good bbw fucking food! LOL

I can’t even start talking about desserts. Hehehe, me and my mother are terrible when it comes to things like that. For instance, tonight I tried Starbuck’s MudPie ice cream. OMG YUM! If you are a coffee and chocolaholic then this is the flavor for you. First of all, their coffee ice cream is to DIE FOR! (btw… they make coffee liquor now gotta get me some) Then they put oreo cookies and chocolately swirls in the ice cream, heaven… Made my panties wet LOLOL. I made some grilled chicken breasts tonight that I had marinated in Mojo Criollo (Goya) overnight. I just put them on my stove top grill and let them cook nice and slow. In the meantime I started making my Dolmades(stuffed grape leaves) which I think I have been on a month and a half long kick. They are just so bbw fucking good and I can just pop them right in my mouth, yum! Adorable Ava and I were talking about food tonight. Things like mushrooms neptune and crab rangoon, bocconcini (mozzerella balls in oil & garlic), and some other sinfully delicious foods.

Another weakness I have is for this HUMUNGOUS ice cream cookie sandwiches called Biggy Iggy and Chewy Louie. HUGE like I can’t even fathom that they make em this big but they do, and the ice cream is sooo creamy inside my god. No more talk about food, lol I’m gonna go mad if I do. So I bet you can just imagine all the tasty things I like to eat, and watch my cute pudgy face get nice and full so I can be a bbw sex bunny. Mmm, mmm, it’s good to be a fat girl :-).

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